Red-Capped Garden Gnome Statue

A classic red-capped garden gnome with a decidedly non-classic gesture — both hands raised in a double middle finger, for the porch, garden bed, or gift box where a normal gnome just wouldn't cut it.

Why Choose the F You Gnome

Every yard already has room for one polite gnome. This one is for the neighbor who backs into your mailbox, the coworker who never refills the coffee, or the friend who just needs a laugh on their porch step — a fully resin-cast garden gnome in the traditional red hat and coat, striking the one pose no traditional gnome ever struck. It's built the same way any outdoor gnome should be: solid resin construction that holds its color and detail through sun and rain, so it's not a one-season gag that falls apart in the first storm — it's a permanent fixture with a permanent attitude. Set it in a flower bed facing the sidewalk, prop it on a desk as an office gag gift, or wrap it up for a birthday, bachelor party, or a "moving next door" welcome gift. It earns its place in the Decor lineup precisely because not every piece of garden decor needs to be tasteful — sometimes the whole point is that it isn't, and this one commits to the bit without pretending to be anything else.

• Classic red gnome styling with a fully committed double-middle-finger pose
• Cast in durable, weather-resistant resin for real outdoor placement, not just a desk gag
• Works as a garden accent, porch statement piece, or gag gift
• Suited to birthdays, housewarmings, white elephant exchanges, and "just because" gifting
• Compact figure size — noticeable without dominating the space

Full Specifications

• Material: synthetic resin
• Style: European garden gnome, figure/statuette
• Color: red
• Design: double middle finger gnome pose
• Recommended placement: garden beds, porches, patios, desks, gift-giving
• Care: wipe clean with a damp cloth; bring indoors in freeze-prone climates to preserve the finish
• Package contents: 1x gnome ornament, carton packaging